Deadpan's Domain

keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

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cas-hellodean:

me in exams

very-url:

1999-2014

You’ve made it this far.

1v1meirlkidim11:

if dave x colossal titan isnt ur otp dont even talk to me

1v1meirlkidim11:

if dave x colossal titan isnt ur otp dont even talk to me

americasnextcrocmodel:

em0rexia:

jamtards:

im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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loOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

Literally
Get it because it’s an electrical socket

stoneoceans:

a person can have multiple waifus

however, a person can have only one “wife”-tier waifu

I refer to mine as follows:
There is but one WIFE. Then you can have multiple waifus. Then any other cuties are your girlfriends.

actualbunnymaru:

kiyotakachan
 disse: THEN LET’S IMAGINE HAPPY FUN TIMES MAYbe they’re just playing pokemon but mondo keeps losing for some reason and questions life every time it happens

Mondo has a hard time playing video games

mellyora-mallory:

Diamonds (x) + colours abound

twotibsawhisker:

'hey, we're bees' is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation